YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.06

When asked by George Stephanopoulos whether Donald Трамп would fire special counsel Robert Mueller over the investigation into the regime’s ties to Russian espionage, Kellyanne Conway said, “The president has not even discussed that.”

Conway was unsure whether Трамп would tweet about it while on the toilet during his upcoming golfing vacation. “He does tweet a lot from the bathroom,” Conway was heard to quip between commercials.

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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said Sunday that Donald Трамп Jr.’s meeting with a Russian lawyer in June of last year was a bad idea. He told CNN’s “State of the Union that, “This meeting was ill-advised … Everybody in retrospect knew this was a bad idea.”

Pretty sure people at the moment it happened that everyone knew that talking with spies from a hostile foreign government was a bad idea, but okay Chris Christie, you be you.

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Ah, no way, I’m WAY WORSE at governing than you! Way! WAY WAY!

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An area the size of New Jersey in the Gulf of Mexico is an oxygen-deprived dead zone that’s devoid of life.

Also an oxygen deprived dead-zone: Donald Трамп Jr.’s head.

I mean, seriously, “In hindsight talking to Russia was a bad idea?” COME ON!

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Dad said I had to sit here and think about why trying to be honest with the media was a bad idea.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Kellyanne Conway: Trump ‘not discussing’ firing special counsel Robert Mueller
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/06/kellyanne-conway-trump-not-discussing-firing-robert-mueller/543412001/

Christie: Everybody knows now Trump Jr.’s meeting was a ‘bad idea’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/06/politics/chris-christie-robert-mueller/index.html

Why This Year’s ‘Dead Zone’ in Gulf of Mexico Is Bigger Than Ever
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/environment/why-year-s-dead-zone-gulf-mexico-bigger-ever-n789636

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