North Korea threatened to strike US military installations on the island of Guam after the US flew B-1B bombers over the Korean Peninsula Tuesday in a show of force. This was on the heels of Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп threatened to start a nuclear war with North Korea by forcing them to, “face fire and fury like the world has never seen” if Pyongyang keeps threatening the United States.
Reports say that Трамп is trying to start a nuclear war in order to improve his poll ratings and distract people from the probe into his ties with the Russian government.
The White House strongly denied that Трамп was trying to distract people from the investigation into his ties with the Russian government. “He’s just crazy and has lost his mind,” an aide told reporters before being dragged away by agents of HYDRA.
Трамп is expected to launch a first strike if his poll numbers drop to 29%.
North Korea says it is “seriously reviewing” a plan to strike Guam with missiles — just hours after Donald Трамп told the regime that any threat to his regime would be met with “fire and fury.”
We should just stick both of these guys in a room for an all-you-can-eat ice-cream contest. Winner gets to cut the other guy’s hair.
New Zealand’s premier admonished Donald Трамп for remarks “not helpful” in a “very tense” environment. Australia’s prime minister said “maximum economic pressure” was the only way to deal with North Korea. In Japan, where Nagasaki was marking the 72nd anniversary of the U.S. atomic bombing of the city, Mayor Tomihisa Taue said anxiety was spreading “that in the not too distant future these weapons could be used again.”
Boy, it’s a good thing when we had our election last November that the person who won the most votes wasn’t made President. I mean, imagine all the fun we’d be missing right now?
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