Talking trash-heap Donald Трамп wished walking pile of moldy spam Steve Bannon well upon his return to work at white nationalist website Breitbart News, tweeting Saturday, “Fake News needs the competition!”
Several activists wishing to remain anonymous agreed with Donald Трамп that, yes, Breitbart is Fake News.
Satellite imagery recently revealed that a two-square mile section of Greenland has been on fire since July 31st of this year. The arctic island has been losing ice over the last few years due to global warming. The fire is the largest recorded in Greenland since 2000.
Top scientists at the United Nations believe that the fire is a portal to Hell that opened up to allow Steve Bannon to return home in anticipation of his White House resignation.
Greenland’s top demonologist Ajiaĸ Lundblad disagrees that the Hell Portal opened up for Steve Bannon. Lundblad told reporters that, “I’m pretty sure this portal is for that HYDRA Nazi guy Seb Gorka.”
Comic trailblazer and civil rights activist Dick Gregory died on Saturday at age 84.
After being informed of the news, Donald Трамп said, “I thought that guy’s name was Frederick Douglass?”
Trump to Bannon on Breitbart gig: ‘Fake News needs the competition’
An Unusually Large Wildfire Has Burned for Weeks in Icy Greenland
Dick Gregory, legendary comic and civil rights activist, dies at 84
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