Yesterday human meatloaf Donald Трамп delivered a primetime speech outlining his Afghanistan strategy. Today, Donald Трамп will hold a campaign-style rally in Phoenix.

And tomorrow, Трамп will probably take another golf vacation


Donald Трамп announced his vague approach to dealing with the ongoing U.S. war in Afghanistan yesterday at Ft. Myer in Arlington, Virginia. Трамп told the crowd that his, “original instinct was to pull out, and historically I like following my instincts.”

“But just like with Melania, I realized, if I pull out, I might not get what I wanted. Had I done that, had I followed my instincts, I wouldn’t have Barron today. I want to help Afghanistan get pregnant with Freedom, so we’re not pulling out,” Трамп said in an untelevised portion of the speech that he delivered in his new White House bathroom.


Navy and Marine Corps divers on Tuesday located the remains of some of the 10 sailors missing from the USS John S. McCain following its collision with an oil tanker off the Malaysia coast, the Navy said Tuesday.

After being informed of the news, Donald Трамп sighed heavily and said, “Look fake news media, the ship’s named John. S. MCCAIN. So go bother McCain about this. It’s his boat. IT’S HIS BOAT! Leave me alone I have important work to do!”

Трамп then drove away on his golf cart, hoping to shave 2 strokes off of the back 9.


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

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