YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.23

Donald Трамп gave a campaign speech in Arizona last night and identified himself as the main victim of the furor over the violence in Charlottesville, Virginia. He also seemed to take the side of Neo-Nazis and others in the white nationalist movement who want to keep Confederate symbols flying in the South.

“They’re trying to take away our culture. They’re trying to take away our history,” Трамп told the crowd. He blamed, “weak, weak people” for allowing the removal of statues commemorating the Confederacy.

After the speech Трамп also complained to aides, “It was like I was the one who was hit by a car. It’s worse than being killed by a speeding car. Worse. And it’s all sides. There was probably people on the left running over people with cars. Democrats do that all the time. Someone’s probably going to try and run me over tonight! But do the media cover that? No! WILL SOMEONE GET MY DAMNED ICE CREAM? AND YES I WANT THREE SCOOPS TONIGHT I DID A HELL OF A JOB ON THAT SPEECH!”

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North Korea’s own version of Donald Трамп, dear leader Kim Jong-Un, released new photos through North Korean state media that showed a diagram for a new nuclear missile called “Pukguksong-3,” which appears to be the latest in its Pukguksong, or Polaris, series. The photo was one of several showing new nuclear missile types.

Some Resistance sources in the United States dispute this account, and claim that Donald Трамп is more like America’s version of Kim Jong-Un.

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White nationalist Christopher Cantwell of Keene, New Hampshire turned himself in to authorities for crimes he committed on the campus of the University of Virginia. He was charged with three felonies, including using pepper-spray on people.

Sources say that Donald Трамп may pardon him because, “Hey, who hasn’t wanted to pepper-spray a Democrat?”

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump on the rampage in Arizona
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/23/politics/donald-trump-phoenix-rally-analysis/index.html

North Korean Pictures Appear to Show Designs for New Missiles
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/north-korean-pictures-appear-show-designs-new-missiles-n795126

White nationalist Christopher Cantwell says he’ll turn himself in
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/08/23/white-nationalist-christopher-cantwell-says-hell-turn-himself/592770001/

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