Hurricane Harvey is tracking to hit Texas shortly, and is currently graded as a Category 2 storm.
Reports say that Donald Трамп believes the hurricane is a hoax. “The weathermen, they ALWAYS get it wrong. Always get it wrong. It’s fake news. Let’s see both sides, folks, let’s see both sides. There’s good people on both sides of the hurricane debate, folks.”
Трамп is reportedly planning to meet with hurricane denialist Chester Fleekbottom, who promotes the “Hurricanes are really just special effects put on the Weather Channel” conspiracy.
The Трамп regime slashed $200 million from the US Teen Pregnancy Prevention Program. The program was started in 2010, and renewed in 2015 for another five years. The budget cut means the program will end in 2018, instead of 2020.
When asked why the budget was cut, actual Nazi and HYDRA agent Seb Gorka said, “We must not cut down on pregnancies from ze master race! WE MUST INCREASE ZE BABIES OF ZE MASTER RACE! HAIL HYDRA!”
USA Today asked the question today, “Are PopSockets the new fidget spinners?” Which prompts the question, what’s a PopSocket? Well, PopSockets are small decorative discs that stick to the back of a phone and can be pulled out like an accordion.
So, the answer to the question, “Are PopSockets the new fidget spinners?” is NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CARES USA TODAY!
Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!
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