Tropical Storm Harvey made a second landfall Wednesday near the Louisiana-Texas border, bringing winds of 30 to 40 mph and a 2-to4-foot storm surge.

In response, Donald Трамп is also expected to make a second landfall afterwards, bringing hats with price-tags of $30 to $40, and sales for anyone that buys 2-to-4 hats at once.


Many of the people housed temporarily in the George R. Brown Convention Center in downtown Houston are tired, stressed, have lost their possessions, and don’t know where they’ll go next. At the center, though, they’ve found a temporary escape from the horrors that Harvey brought, thanks to a well-organized, friendly, focused staff of volunteers who are doing their best to help.

The horror is expected to return to Harvey refugees later this week after a visit from Donald Трамп.


Meanwhile, the U.S. Missile Defense Agency (MDA) said the USS John Paul Jones detected and tracked a missile launched from the Pacific Missile Range Facility on Kauai with its onboard radar, before intercepting it with SM-6 missiles. This is in response to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s vow to conduct more missile tests in the Pacific.

When asked for a comment about the successful test, the White House was unable to provide a quote because no one’s really quite sure who works there anymore.


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Harvey makes second landfall along Louisiana-Texas border

At Convention Center, Houston Survivors Ponder Life After Storm

Missile Defense Agency: U.S. warship successfully shoots down missile in test off Hawaii


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