Russian President Vladimir Putin warned North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong Un that he could face a similar fate to Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein if they don’t turn away from nuclear weapons.

Meanwhile, Donald Трамп is planning to kick out a million children of immigrants from the United States, but may let them stay if he can get funding for his $70 billion border wall.

The fate of the world rests in the hands of an ex-KGB murderer and two crazy men with terrible haircuts, so, way to go humanity for getting us to this point!


NBC News reported that one of the top items for the Republican Congress is negotiating an agreement to raise the US debt ceiling. The debt ceiling is the maximum amount of debt the Treasury can hold. In the present, the United States owes more money to everyone from Social Security recipients to government contractors to foreign bondholders than it currently takes in. Those payments have already been authorized, so raising the debt ceiling allows the treasury to make those payments.

When asked why the Republican Congress doesn’t just raise taxes on the wealthy to raise more money, a Congressional staffer laughed so hard he had an aneurysm and died on the spot.


Hurricane Irma, currently headed for the East and Gulf coasts of the United States, has been upgraded to a Category 4 hurricane.

Aides to Donald Трамп say he was excited about the news, and is hopeful that the hurricane will be upgraded to a Sharknado.

“Then we’ll see some ratings,” Трамп quipped while tweeting from his favorite White House bathroom.


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

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