YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.09.06

Residents along the path of the rampaging eye of Hurricane Irma scrambled to evacuate while stocking up on water, food and gas.

The massive eye thrashed through the island of Barbuda early Wednesday, thrashing it with howling winds before it marched along its path on the Caribbean. Irma packed winds of 185 mph and was larger than Barbuda itself.

After learning this news, Americans everywhere asked the same question, “Where’s Baruda? Is that the same place as Barbados?”

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Yesterday, Donald Трамп claimed on Twitter that he great love for “Dreamers,” the children of undocumented immigrants to the United States who all voluntarily registered with the Federal government as part of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program, or DACA. But a memo released yesterday by the White House titled “Talking Points – DACA Rescission” paints a different picture.

The blunt message of the memo is that Dreamers should, “Prepare for departure.”

In related news, Трамп is expected to declare he has great love for the people of North Korea before launching a nuclear missile at them.

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Dozens of Federal lobbyists, contractors and others who make their living influencing the United States government pay Donald Трамп for membership in his private golf clubs, a USA TODAY investigation found. The lobbyists pay millions to Трамп for that access.

A spokesperson for the White House said Трамп is also planning to sell “Make America Great Again” hats outside the Oval office for $10,000 a hat.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Hurricane Irma hits the Caribbean
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/06/us/hurricane-irma-puerto-rico-florida/index.html

Trump Administration Memo: DACA Recipients Should ‘Prepare for Departure’
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/white-house-memo-daca-recipients-should-prepare-departure-n799026

Trump gets millions from golf members. CEOs and lobbyists get access to president
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/09/06/trump-gets-millions-golf-members-ceos-and-lobbyists-get-access-president/632505001/

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