Hurricane Irma battered Barbuda, St. Martin and the British Virgin Islands with winds over 180 miles per hour, causing widespread devastation. Puerto Rico was spared a direct hit, but still got hit with strong winds and torrential rains, leading to hundreds of thousands of people losing power.
Rush Limbaugh has claimed the storm is fake news designed to get people to empty out store shelves, and is expected to maintain these claims until a car is sent hurtling through his house by the storm.
Limbaugh is expected to blame Black Lives Matter for any damage to his house.
As Hurricane Irma rampaged through the Caribbean, two more hurricanes made their debuts Wednesday. In the Atlantic, Hurricane Jose was heading westward at a 17 mph clip and packing 75 mph winds. In the Gulf of Mexico, Hurricane Katia was about 175 miles north of Veracruz, Mexico (about 800 miles south of Hurricane Harvey-damaged Houston) and moving in an east-southeast direction at a speed of 5 mph.
After being informed of the news about Jose and Katia, Donald Трамп exclaimed, “The only way to keep these foreign invaders out is if we build the wall!”
Трамп then fell asleep in his easy chair while watching Fox News.
Facebook says an internal investigation has uncovered $100,000 in advertising spending by hundreds of fake accounts and pages which sought to sow political division during the U.S. presidential election. The ads were traced to a Russian “troll farm.”
In related news, Donald Трамп’s hair is believed to be a wig made from a Troll doll.
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