As other Florida residents flee north to escape the monstrous Hurricane Irma, Peggy Monahan has remained behind despite numerous warnings to leave. Governor Rick Scott ordered more than 5.6 million people to evacuate, including Monahan.

“We are close to harvesting our crops, and we need to be here to stick the trees back on the ground if they are blown up,” she told CNN’s Zain Asher. “We need everybody’s prayers — this storm seems very bad.”

When asked for a response, God told CNN, “You so don’t need to pray, you need to do something. You guys are changing the climate, which is a CRAZY thing to do by the way, you have all of these scientists telling you that’s crazy, you literally know that this is the strongest storm ever, you let that Трамп guy be president … I just don’t get it. Not my circus, not my animals anymore. Y’all need to clean your house up pronto.”


The Трамп regime is getting ready to attack North Korea in a variety of ways, including cyberattacks, increased surveillance, intelligence operations, and economic sanctions after the hermit kingdom’s sixth and largest nuclear test.

A Pentagon official told reporters that Donald Трамп is also personally joining the task force to attack North Korea. The official said, “Yeah, Mr. Трамп basically kept asking us, ‘can I push the button and launch the nukes? Now? Now? Now?’ So, we gave him a different job so he won’t, y’know, launch nukes at North Korea.”

Трамп’s part of the attack will be a series of misspelled Twitter barbs that also blame former President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton for the situation.


Already battered and reeling from Hurricane Irma, isolated Caribbean islands lacking infrastructure, communications, medical supplies and other essentials prepared to weather another potent hurricane Saturday as Category 4 Hurricane Jose, with sustained winds of 150 mph, bore down on Antigua, Barbuda, St. Martin and the U.S. and British Virgin Islands.  

After being informed of the incoming devastation from Hurricane Jose, Donald Трамп screamed at reporters during a press conference. 

“See! SEE! IMMIGRANTS ARE STEALING JOBS! That Jose guy is trying to take Irma’s job from her, DON’T YOU GET IT–” Трамп bellowed before being taken out of the room by White House Chief of Staff General John Kelly.


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

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