CNN ran a story, “Trump again seizes on terror incident to call for travel ban,” this morning after a new Donald Трамп tweet in the wake of a terrorist attack on London. Трамп tweeted, “The travel ban into the United States should be far larger, tougher and more specific-but stupidly, that would not be politically correct!”
CNN is considering an alternate headline for the story, “Frightened old man yells on Twitter!”
Donald Трамп’s negotiations with Democrats to let DREAMers stay in the country has some Congressional Republicans blaming their own party leaders for not being more involved in the negotiations.
Represenative Tom MacArthur (R-NJ) told reporters, “I’m all for a bipartisan deal but it should not be just a deal with House Democrats, Senate Democrats and the White House. If that happens, to me that’s a failure of Republicans here in Congress.”
In response, some Americans are asking, “Who’s Tom MacArthur? Is he related to that General MacArthur? Which war was that guy in?”
Spokespeople for the University of California, Berkeley said their administration’s goal of allowing a conservative to speak at their campus has been met now that former Breitbart editor, proud member of the so-called ‘alt-right’ and self-declared ‘economic nationalist’ Ben Shaprio has spoken on campus. A phalanx of police and a campus lockdown were required. There were several protests, including Thursday
The other goals for people the Berkeley Administration would like to allow to speak on campus include, “A KKK member, a serial killer, two grizzly bears and someone who’s eaten their own baby,” according to Berkeley sources. Berkeley feels these guests will help round out the world views of their students, especially the bears.
When asked when Martin Shkreli would be allowed to speak on campus, a spokesperson for the Berkeley administration said, “Never! That guy is terrible!”
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