YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.09.18

The family of former Трамп regime national security adviser Michael Flynn has set up a legal defense fund to pay costs associated with the Mueller probe into Russian election meddling.

“The various investigations arising out of the 2016 presidential election have placed a tremendous financial burden on our brother Mike and his family. The enormous expense of attorneys’ fees and other related expenses far exceed their ability to pay,” Flynn’s siblings, Joe Flynn and Barbara Redgate, said in a statement.

The statement ends by saying, “It’s really expensive to translate all of those contracts and checks that Mike signed from Russian into English, and neither me nor Barb reads a lick of Russian, but Mike assures he didn’t do anything wrong. Won’t you help us?”

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Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke is recommending that six of 27 national monuments under review by the Трамп regime be reduced in size.

White House aides believe that reducing the size of the monuments will make Трамп’s hands appear bigger when he looks at them on maps.

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Everglades City, a low-income fishing community walloped by Hurricane Irma last weekend, faces a deadly public health crisis as families must live in moldy raw sewage and water after a 10 foot storm surge flooded the area with toxic stormwater.

After being briefed on the news, Donald Трамп told reporters, “Y’know, when Obama faced Hurricane Irma, he didn’t go down there. He didn’t go down there. But when I faced Hurricane Irma? I went down there. And I’ll go down there again. Y’know he didn’t clean up the raw sewage. He didn’t do it folks. You should be asking Obama why he didn’t clean up the raw sewage from Hurricane Irma when he had the chance. Fake news, you’re all fake news!”

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Flynn’s family sets up legal defense fund
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/18/politics/michael-flynn-legal-defense-fund-white-house-russia-probe/index.html

Interior Secretary Recommends Shrinking Six National Monuments
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/interior-secretary-recommends-shrinking-six-national-monuments-n802236

‘He was crying and moaning in agony’: Public health crisis looms after Irma
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/17/he-crying-and-moaning-agony-public-health-crisis-looms-after-irma/675822001/

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