With the world facing a historically awful hurricane season due to global warming, and the possibility of nuclear war with North Korea looming, the Republican Senate and Donald Трамп are naturally focused on a new health care bill, the Graham-Cassidy act, that would both lower taxes for rich people and repeal the Affordable Care Act, taking away insurance for 22 million people.
Aides for the White House say the next item for the Трамп regime to focus on is a bill authorizing U.S. military forces to kick puppies whenever Трамп feels that, “puppies got it too good.”
During his monologue last night, Jimmy Kimmel railed against a new Republican plan to repeal Obamacare, and said Senator Bill Cassidy of Louisiana lied to his face when he said he would only support a health care bill that guaranteed coverage for all families.
Kimmel told his audience, “He said he wants coverage for all, no discrimination based on preexisting conditions, lower premiums for middle-class families and no lifetime caps. Guess what? The new bill does none of those things.”
A spokesperson for Senator Cassidy said that he has his own unusual Louisiana dialect, and there was just a simple miscommunication. “See, the Senator, when he says coverage for all, what he means is, lower taxes for rich people. That’s what he always means. It’s not lying if that that’s what you always means,” said the Senator’s office in a press release.
In his first speech to the U.N. General Assembly, Donald Трамп repeatedly lied to the people there about everything from job growth to defense spending.
As one diplomat speaking on condition of anonymity put it, “We would have been surprised if he had said something honest. But in a way, lying to us like that was a kind of honesty, because he was at least true to his nature. And being true to your nature is the honesty that counts.”
After making that statement, the lights accidentally flipped on, and the diplomat was revealed to be Трамп regime diplomat Nikki Haley.
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