Following Donald Трамп’s Saturday morning Twitter attacks on San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz, “Hamilton” creator Lin-Manuel Miranda told Трамп, “You’re going straight to hell, @realDonaldTrump. No long lines for you. Someone will say, ‘Right this way, sir.’ They’ll clear a path.”

The White House denied Miranda’s assertion, and insist Трамп will go to Mar-A-Lago first for meatloaf before any other trips.


Officials with FEMA told news agencies Saturday that progress is being made in Puerto Rico to restore water, gasoline and communications to the hurricane-battered island.

Local residents in Puerto Rico sighed when they heard the news and said, “Well, FEMA says a lot of things …”


O.J. Simpson was freed from prison Sunday after serving nine years for a botched hotel-room heist in Las Vegas.

Simpson is reportedly in line to be the new Health and Human Services Secretary for the Трамп regime. “Ben Carson needs a buddy!” Трамп reportedly said from the bathroom stall of his favorite toilet in the West Wing of the White House.


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Lin-Manuel Miranda to Trump: ‘You’re going straight to hell’

FEMA Says Puerto Rico Recovery Making Progress, but Long Waits for Supplies Continue

Prison official: O.J. Simpson freed on parole


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