The murderer who killed 59 people and injured 527 others in Las Vegas from his 32nd-floor hotel suite at the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino had 23 weapons in the room including a handgun, and multiple rifles with scopes on them.
When asked how someone was able to get 23 weapons into a hotel room, a spokesperson for Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino said, “Well, he was a white guy, so …” before being whisked out of the room.
The people of Puerto Rico are exasperated with Donald Трамп, and expressed anger over how late his arrival has been.
“He’s pretty late,” Bethsaida Colón said Monday as she waited in a wheelchair in line at the airport, bound for New York. “His general came here eight days late.”
A spokesperson for the Трамп regime said, “Important people always come to the party late. New York rule, it’s a common New York rule, people in New York are always late for parties, so, if you want to blame Donald Трамп being late, let’s put the blame where it belongs, it’s New York’s fault that Donald Трамп is late, thank you.”
The spokesperson then burst into flames.
Tom Petty died Monday evening from a heart attack. He was 66 years old.
Officials in the Трамп regime are hopeful that Petty’s death will dominate headlines for a few days until, “this whole gun control AND Puerto Rico thing blows over.”
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