Comedian D.L. Hughley made the news when he noted that it’s easier to buy guns than it is to buy the cold medication Sudafed. Sudafed is regulated because pseudoephedrine, the active ingredient in some forms of the medication, can be used to create the street drug methamphetamine, or crystal meth.
In response, Congress is planning to enact the, “D.L. Hughley Can’t Talk About Sudafed Act,” to prevent comedians from pointing out this inconsistency for at least 30 days after a national tragedy due to gun violence.
“It’s too soon to talk about anything related to gun control,” said Paul Ryan on an endless loop as he wandered the halls of Congress.
White House chief of staff General John Kelly cancelled plans to travel with Donald Трамп on Wednesday so he could contain his boss’s fury over Secretary of State Rex Tillerson calling him a, “moron.”
General Kelly is planning to prepare 6 bowls of ice-cream to coax Трамп out of his room. Reports say that Kelly is hoping to trade the ice-cream for the Nuclear Football.
White House officials believe John Kelly’s personal cellphone was hacked in December 2016, according to three U.S. government officials. The discovery raises concerns that hackers or foreign governments may have had access to data on Kelly’s phone while he was secretary of Homeland Security and after he joined the West Wing.
While on a call with reporters, when asked whether his phone had been hacked, someone on General Kelly’s phone said, “нет,” and then someone hung-up the phone.
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