Donald Трамп has “lit the wick of the war” against North Korea, a Russian state news agency quoted North Korea’s foreign minister as saying on Wednesday.

After being informed of the news, White House officials said, “heh. wick.”


Advisors for the Трамп regime briefed lawmakers Wednesday as a deadline approaches Sunday that triggers a 60-day window for lawmakers to determine whether to reimpose sanctions related to Iran’s nuclear program that were lifted as part of the 2015 agreement.

Officials left confused, and wondered aloud if they should just make the decision the day after the next Tuesday that follows a Thursday that ends in an even number.


An asteroid the size of a house will zoom past the Earth on Thursday at a distance of some 26,000 miles, NASA said. For reference, the moon is 239,000 miles away.

Still too close: Трамп’s finger to the nuclear button. Seriously, we’re so close to war. Thank god we’re worried about all of those football players taking a knee! That was sarcasm.


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North Korea foreign minister: Trump has ‘lit the wick’ of war

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