Nearly three weeks after Hurricane Maria pummeled Puerto Rico, the vast majority of the island remains without power and the death toll from the storm has risen to 45, authorities said.
The Трамп regime expressed frustration about the situation. “He gave them paper towels and told them to have fun, what more do people want?” said one drunken staffer.
Democratic lawmakers, First Amendment advocates and broadcast communications experts mobilized against Donald Трамп on Wednesday after he suggested that NBC News’ broadcast license could be revoked following a report that Трамп wanted to increase the U.S. nuclear arsenal by 10 times.
This prompted members of the National Security Council to call Donald Трамп a, “moron.”
In related news, a recent study has revealed that people who voted for Donald Трамп and helped him get elected are also morons.
Harvey Weinstein says he’s in counseling after his wife left him. The producer lost his job after years of sexual assaults that were covered up finally were taken seriously.
In a statement, Weinstein said, “I understand, I love her and I love our children and hopefully, when I am better, I will be in their lives again. I support her decision.”
In related news, odds-makers in Las Vegas say the chances that people will forget that Weinstein sexually assaulted women for years and goes back to the movie industry within five years is, “about 1 to 1.”
Puerto Rico’s hurricane death toll rises to 45
First Amendment Advocates Push Back on Trump’s Licensing Threat
Harvey Weinstein says he’s in counseling: ‘I understand’ my wife’s decision to leave
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