Donald Трамп, a human meatball currently living in the White House, on Saturday attacked Democratic congresswoman Frederica Wilson and called her “wacky.” CNN then ran the headline, “Trump keeps up attack on ‘wacky’ congresswoman over Gold Star call.”
So, for everyone keeping score at home, the black Congresswoman with the cowboy hat is wacky, but Roy Moore, the white guy with the cowboy hat who pulled out a gun on stage is just “running for Senate.”
A team of scientists who trek daily daily into Puerto’s Rico’s El Yunque National Forest have spotted the endangered Puerto Rican parrot. This is the first hopeful sign of life in Puerto Rico since Hurricane Maria.
Reports say that Eric Трамп is planning to fly to Puerto Rico to shoot the parrot, and either keep it with his Lion skin trophys or possibly eat it.
No word yet on whether or not Eric Трамп would eat the parrot raw.
USA Today reported that U.S Customs and Border Patrol is unsure about the specifications for Donald Трамп’s border wall. Secret budget overruns on the project have all been attributed to a lack of understanding about what the Donald Трамп regime wants.
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol denied this claim, and produced a document showing the detailed specification. Spokesperson Jack Gooseberry said, “See this cocktail napkin? This guy, in the sombrero, that’s people Donald Трамп doesn’t want in the country. And this line, this is the wall. It’s really specific.”
Gooseberry then took a shot of tequila and abruptly ended the interview.
Trump keeps up attack on ‘wacky’ congresswoman over Gold Star call
In Puerto Rico, a Hopeful Sight: Endangered Parrot Spotted After Hurricane Maria
Behind efforts to build prototypes of Trump’s border wall, emails show a confusing and haphazard process
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