Donald Трамп’s twitter account was offline for 11 minutes yesterday, after a Twitter employee turned it off.

White House aides say that the only thing that might upset him more than losing his Twitter privileges is being indicted by Bob Mueller.


In an interview with For News, Donald Трамп said, “You look at some of the cases that are going on forever, and you have them dead to rights. The justice system has to go quicker.”

Most Americans agree with Donald Трамп, and believe that it’s important things go quicker for Bob Mueller. Let’s get those Трамп indictments out Bob!


A new species of frizzy-haired orangutans were discovered in Indonesia. With a population of only 800, the newly named Tapanuli orangutan is now the world’s most endangered great ape.

Scientists believe these secret apes are the source for the hair-weave Donald Трамп wears.


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Twitter: Employee briefly shut down Trump’s account on last day of work

President Donald Trump Slams U.S. Courts as Too Slow and Weak

Great apes: New orangutan species found in Indonesian forest


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