According to Saudi-backed broadcaster Al-Arabiya, Saudi Arabia’s anti-corruption committee detained a plethora of princes ministers in a broad, swift sweep on Saturday.

When asked why they acted with such speed, a spokesperson for Saudi Arabia said, “What do we look like, Robert Mueller?”


James Bamford of NBC News asked this morning, “Why Is the White House Searching for Leakers Instead of Hackers?” He wrote a lengthy article for detailing why hacking is more concerning than leaking.

When asked for comment on the story, my neighbor Gary said, “Hackers, Leakers, the leaker they should be worried about is the damn President. The man paid hookers to pee on Obama’s bed and there he is. He probably peed on it too. Leaker in chief.”


Donald Трамп began his tour of Asia, and told reporters that he was planning to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Vietnam later this week. When asked why, Трамп told reporters, “We want Putin’s help on North Korea.”

When asked what kind of help he was hoping to get, Трамп said, “We need Putin’s help to send them Robert Mueller.”


For the record, I’m not sure speed is the best way to deal with corruption in government. On the other hand, HEY MUELLER WHAT THE HECK MAN?

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

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