Donald Трамп said Tuesday “there would have been no difference three days ago” in the deadly Texas shooting if an extreme vetting policy for gun ownership had been in place.
When asked how he knew that, Трамп told reporters, “Because I can see all possible realities! I am the Great Трампini!”
Early Sunday morning, not long after Kentucky lost to Ole Miss, punter Matt Panton was arrested and charged with public intoxication. He’s been suspended from play.
When asked why they suspended him, Kentucky said, “It’s not like he’s the quarterback!”
Pensacola Beach Gulf Pier manager Mike Pinzone captured video on his cellphone Sunday morning of a fever of stingrays.
USA Today thought this story was more important than noting that today is election day.
Trump dismisses question on extreme vetting for gun ownership
Kentucky P Matt Panton suspended after public intoxication arrest
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