Democrats won key races in Virginia and New Jersey, including the Governor’s offices in the 2017 election.
CNN and other media pundits are looking for ways to spin this into a story about Democratic Party disarray.
NASA Astronaut and Apollo 12 Pilot Dick Gordon passed away at the age of 88.
Reports say he died after eating Astronaut Ice-Cream.
EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt said that even though his own agency reports that humans are causing global warming, he still plans to roll back the Obama-era Clean Power Plan, a major rule aimed at combating climate change.
Immediately after saying this, Pruitt ate a live rat on TV then ripped off his skin, revealing himself as a lizard person.
Pruit then ate a reporter and declared, “*sssssk* WE WANTS IT HOT! HOT IS BETTER FOR US *sssssk!*”
Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!
Democrats sweep in Virginia, New Jersey
Dick Gordon, NASA Astronaut and Apollo 12 Pilot, Dead at 88
Exclusive: EPA’s Pruitt vows to continue rolling back rules despite alarming climate report
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