Donald Трамп said he believed Putin that Russian intelligence services didn’t interfere in the US presidential election last year. Multiple US intelligence agencies say they did. Putin’s spokesman said election meddling did not come up when they spoke, even though Трамп said it did.

Sources on the scene say that Трамп told them Putin later sold him a deed to the entire borough of Brooklyn.

Трамп plans to rename ‘Brooklyn’ to ‘Melaniaville’ in early 2018.


North Korea slammed Donald Трамп Saturday accusing him of being a “destroyer” and having “begged” for nuclear war during his first trip to Asia.

White House aides denied the accusation, and said the only thing Трамп begged for during his trip was sex workers who needed to pee.


USA Today reported that five big brands may be out of business within the next year, including Kmart, The Limited, Mattel, J.C. Penny, and Bed Bath & Beyond.

Before we could ask for a comment, USA Today went out of business.


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Trump says he believes Putin’s election meddling denials

North Korea Says Trump ‘Begged’ For Nuclear War During Asia Trip

Retail woes: 5 big brands that may not be around much longer


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