Alabama Senate candidate and child molestor Roy Moore told an audience of child molestation supporters that he denied giving alcohol to minors or was guilty of sexual misconduct. The Washington Post detailed allegations by 30 people that Moore pursued sexual relationships with girls between the ages of 14 and 18 years old when he was in his 30s.
Moore then reminded the audience, “consent in our great state is 16, so technically it’s legal what I did to a couple of them girls.”
Republican Senator Pat Toomey of Pennsylvania said Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore should “step aside” from his campaign while on “Meet The Press.”
“You know, this is a terrible situation, nearly 40-year-old allegation, we’ll probably never know for sure exactly what happened,” Toomey said.
Toomey suggested instead that sexual harassment has no place in the U.S. Senate, but does fit in at the White House.
Toomey may plan to run for the Presidency in 2020 under the slogan, “Just as Much Sexual Assault as Трамп, but in a Cowboy Hat!”
Fiat Chrysler Automobiles has shipped the 2018 Dodge Demons to car dealers. The National Hot Rod Association certified it as the world’s first street-legal drag racing car. The Demon has 840 horsepower and gets 16 miles per gallon.
Fiat Chrysler Automobiles also shipped the new slogan for the Dodge Demon, “Finally, a Car For Real Buttheads.”
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Roy Moore: Allegations are ‘desperate attempt to stop my political campaign’
Sen. Toomey: Roy Moore Should ‘Step Aside’
Controversial 840-horsepower Dodge Demon heads to dealers
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