According to a count maintained by The Washington Post’s Fact Checker and updated Tuesday morning, Donald Трамп has lied 1,628 times during his 298 days in office. That’s an average of 5.5 a day.

Donald Трамп responded to the story by planning to increase his daily lie count to at least “6 or 7.”


The House Natural Resources Committee slammed Puerto Rican officials for awarding a no-bid energy contract to Whitefish Energy Holdings. Whitefish has ties to the Трамп regime.

“You guys are supposed to wait until news coverage is OVER before doing stuff like this!” one Congressman was heard to say before his microphone was hastily turned off.

Robert Kehler, former commander of the United States Strategic Command, urged the Senate on Tuesday to proceed with caution when looking for ways to limit Donald Трамп’s authority to launch a nuclear attack.

“Conflicting signals can result in loss of confidence, confusion or paralysis in the operating forces at a critical moment,” said Kehler.

Democratic lawmakers responded by saying, “THAT’S WHY WE WANT TO LIMIT HIS POWER NO DUH!”


Basically, there’s never a good reason to launch a nuclear war; the fact that we have Generals in the 21st century arguing about why we need that capability at all is just another sign of how crazy everything is right now.

Another sign is how many articles I’ve read this morning all about how to make that Cthurkey thing where you stuff crab legs into a perfectly good turkey.

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Donald Trump says something that isn’t true 5.5 times a day. Every day.

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