House Democrats introduced articles of impeachment Wednesday against President Donald Trump, though they acknowledged their efforts have no chance of success while Republicans control both houses of Congress.
In response, Donald Трамп plans on tweeting about North Korea to pull focus away from their action.
Philadelphia scored a legal victory in its fight to keep federal funding Wednesday after a judge issued a preliminary injunction barring the Justice Department from withholding more than $1 million in crime-fighting aid over the city’s so-called sanctuary city policies.
In response, Donald Трамп plans on extending his Wall project to also completely surround Philadelphia.
“NOBODY LIKES CREAM CHEESE!” Трамп screamed from the toilet.
Pyongyang’s state media slammed Трамп for insulting North Korea’s leader Kim Jong Un while on a five country tour of Asia. It said the American president, who Kim has feuded with for months, deserves the death penalty.
In response, most Americans would prefer that Трамп just get a life sentence in prison.
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House Dems introduce articles of impeachment against Trump
Philadelphia scores legal victory in sanctuary city funding fight
North Korea on Trump’s Asia visit: He deserves death
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