Human cow-pie factory Donald Трамп recently claimed that that President Barrack Obama’s plane “came close but it didn’t land” in the Philippines last year because of “horrible” relations between the countries.
In reality, Obama was scheduled to land in Laos, but cancelled the trip after Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte, whose anti-drug crusade has led to the extrajudicial killings of thousands of people since taking office, called him a “son of a bitch.”
In Трамп’s defense, he honestly believes that Laos and the Philippines are the same country. I mean, look at his hair, he honestly believes that people think it’s real!
The Trump Ocean Club International Hotel and Tower, situated in Panama City, shaped like a sail and designed to be one of the tallest buildings in Latin America was built with funds from internationally based organized crime families.
Also built with funds from international organized crime, Трамп’s Presidency!
Italian doctor Sergio Canavero announced Friday that he will perform the world’s first human head transplant in China because medical communities in the United States and Europe would not permit the controversial procedure.
Several U.S. citizens were in favor of the procedure, but only if the first patient to get a head transplant was Donald Трамп.
If Donald Трамп gets a head a transplant, he should replace his brain with his butt.
He’d gain at least 50 IQ points!
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