Diplomats at a UN Security Council meeting on human trafficking called Tuesday for investigations into slave auctions in Libya following a CNN report last week on the practice.
Later this year, CNN will report on the NFL draft in positive tones.
Donald Трамп pardoned two turkeys, Drumstick and Wishbone, in the Rose Garden today.
Aides say that Трамп plans on pardoning two other turkeys, Flynn and Manafort, as soon as he can get away with it.
CBS fired Charlie Rose and PBS dropped his long-running interview show on Tuesday, after an explosive report Monday in the Washington Post detailed years of sexual assault against dozens of women.
CBS and PBS will plan on keeping reruns of Rose’s shows off the air for at least a year, or until everyone forgets that he did this (whichever comes first).
UN Security Council seeks investigation into Libya slave trade
Trump pardons two Thanksgiving turkeys, jokes about killing Obama’s birds
CBS fires Charlie Rose after sexual-misconduct claims surface; PBS drops his show
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