Michael Flynn’s lawyers told Donald Трамп’s legal team that they’re no longer able to share information related to Robert Mueller’s ongoing Russia probe.

Donald Трамп responded to the news by throwing a turkey leg at a TV playing Fox News then declaring, “I’ll give him a Russia probe!”


General John Nicholson, America’s top commander in Afghanistan, told NBC News Thursday that the war there remains in a “stalemate,” but that new authority he’s been given over the last 90 days have reversed a decline in the U.S. position.

Average Americans responded to the news by saying, “Afghanistan? Why are we still at war there?”

Трамп supporting Americans responded to the news by saying, “Donald is going to get Osama Bin Laden for sure!”


A North Korean soldier who was shot and wounded as he fled across the border to South Korea is a “nice guy” who appreciates American TV shows, western-style pop music, and American movies, according to the doctor treating him. He admitted to liking the comedy film Bruce Almighty starring Jim Carrey.

U.S. officials remain suspicious that the solider may be a double-agent, due to an additional comment he made to the doctor saying that he, “loved The Cable Guy, too.”


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Flynn’s lawyers no longer sharing information with Trump’s legal team

‘Still in a stalemate,’ top U.S. commander in Afghanistan says

North Korean soldier who defected ‘nice guy’ who likes ‘CSI,’ pop music


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