Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer said that they won’t attend a previously scheduled meeting with Donald Трамп he tweeted the meeting likely wouldn’t result in a deal about funding the government.

Трамп plans to later tweet he would meet with Pelosi and Schumer if they bring him ice-cream. White House aides say Трамп may also ask for balloons, but only, “the good kind with helium.”


The Food and Drug Administration is warning everyone that dogs should not be given processed “bone treats” after receiving 68 reports of pet illnesses and deaths. The FDA didn’t list any specific brands that were poisonous to dogs.

The FDA promises to later name specific brands to the American public, “if you’re a good boy. Yes, if you’re a good boy we’ll tell you which treats not to feed your dogs, yes we will. Yes we will!”


Arby’s said Tuesday that it’s acquiring Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.4 billion in cash.

After the merger, fast-food eaters will later acquire twice the possibility of diarrhea!


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Schumer and Pelosi ditch Trump meeting

Processed bone treats may be deadly for dogs, FDA warns

Arby’s to acquire Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.4B in restaurant shakeup


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