Army veteran Stephanie Kemplin told CNN that Senator Al Franken groped her in December 2003. Franken’s office said he takes thousands of photos with people and doesn’t engage in that kind of behavior, but takes the accusation seriously.

In related news, holy crap, Al Franken has apparently groped thousands of women while taking photos.


NBC News offered a set of tips for dieters on how to design a kitchen to help encourage weight loss. Among the tips they offered were …

  • Have a set of measuring cups and spoons
  • Place fruit on the counter
  • Hide the sugary stuff
  • Rearrange your pantry
  • Have an emergency stash
  • Confine food to the kitchen
  • Play music in the kitchen

So, basically, NBC News advice to dieters is to have a kitchen.

Russell Simmons stepped down from his various businesses and philanthropies following multiple accusations against him of sexual harassment.

In related news, Simmons is considering a new comedy show partnership with Bill Cosby called “The All Rapist Comedy Hour.”

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Army veteran says Franken groped her during USO tour in 2003

How to design your kitchen for weight-loss success

Russell Simmons steps down from companies, name removed from ‘All Def Comedy’ amid accusations


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