YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.12.08

At a rally in Florence, Alabama, Republican pedophile Roy Moore said that the last time America was great was during the time of slavery. Moore said, “it was great at the time when families were united — even though we had slavery — they cared for one another.”

There’s no punchline here, just a reminder that half of Alabama thinks this guy belongs in the U.S. Senate.

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Speaking of child molestors, Jeffrey Sandusky was sentenced to 3½ to 6 years in prison after pleading guilty to pressuring a teenage girl to send him naked photos and asking her teen sister to perform a sex act.

Reports say that he completes his prison term, he has a standing offer to run a teen girl beauty pageant owned by Donald Трамп.

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A recent study revealed that levels of arsenic in baby rice cereal are higher than current FDA recommendations. The recommended level of arsenic for baby rice cereal is less than 100 parts per billion.

Americans reacted to the news by saying, “there’s a recommended level of arsenic for baby rice cereal?”

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Roy Moore’s incredible ‘even though we had slavery’ quote
http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/08/politics/roy-moore-slavery/index.html

Sandusky’s son sentenced to prison for sexual abuse of girls
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/sandusky-s-son-sentenced-prison-sexual-abuse-girls-n827936

Arsenic in baby rice cereal higher than FDA recommendation, advocacy group finds
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/12/08/arsenic-baby-rice-cereal-higher-than-fda-recommendation-advocacy-group-finds/935725001/

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