YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.12.11

Former White House press secretary Sean Spicer is writing a book about what he says happened during the 2016 election, transition and his time serving Donald Трамп.

Aides say that Spicer is planning to write two versions, one for general audiences with the working title “My Time in Washington,” and another for Трамп called, “Spicey Made a Fart!”

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A federal judge on Monday rejected Donald Трамп’s request to delay enlistment of transgender people in the military. The Pentagon said enlistments would begin on January 1st, 2018.

Also starting on January 1st, 2018, the attachment of Donald Трамп’s next toupee!

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A man detonated a low-tech, improvised explosive device in a crowded pedestrian tunnel at the Port Authority near Times Square today. He said he timed the assault to hurt the greatest number of people he possibly could. He managed to hurt himself and cause no other injuries with his homemade bomb.

Somebody should’ve told him that if he wanted to hurt people at the Port Authority, the best way is to force them to use the bathrooms!

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Sean Spicer announces he’s writing a book
http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/11/politics/sean-spicer-book-trump-election/index.html

Judge rejects Trump’s request to further delay transgender military enlistment
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/judge-rejects-trump-s-request-further-delay-transgender-military-enlistment-n828486

Suspect in Times Square blast timed assault for maximum impact
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/12/11/nypd-explosion-port-authority-bus-terminal-manhattan-times-square/939724001/

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