Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said the US is ready to talk with North Korea without preconditions.
However, Donald Трамп said the US is ready to, “LAUNCH THE NUKES RIGHT NOW DIE LITTLE CHUBBY MAN DIE!”
White House staff are mostly certain that Трамп was talking about Kim Jong Un and not himself.
Absentee votes cast by Melania and Ivanka Трамп were invalidated by city officials due to strange errors on their ballots, according to the New York City Board of Elections.
Sources say that Melania’s ballot was invalidated because she wrote on the top, “I vote for my big daddy in all things including being mister sexy man alive people magazine!”
Ivanka’s was invalidated for the same reason.
Donald Трамп signed a $700 billion defense policy bill Tuesday, then complained that the bill targets Russia too much.
The bill …
- Restricts Military cooperation with Russia
- Prohibits the US from recognizing Russia’s claim that it owns the Crimea
- Requires the US military to develop and implement a strategy to counter threats by Russia
Трамп later calmed down when aides let him know that it’s still legal for him to go to Russia and hire prostitutes to pee on a bed.
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