The Royal Caribbean cruise ship Independence of the Seas returned to Florida unexpectedly on Saturday after 322 passengers simultaneously had nausea and diarrhea.

Royal Caribbean is still looking for a cause at this time, although one passenger reported that it began after passengers watched an old episode of The Apprentice starring Donald Трамп.


Kim Hong-Gul, a politician and the son of former South Korean president Kim Dae-Jung, believes there could soon be a diplomatic solution to the standoff between the U.S. and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un, despite fears the countries are edging closer to war.

When asked for a comment, Donald Трамп drank a Diet Coke and said, “Those men are all named Kim! That’s a girl’s name! A GIRL’S NAME!”

Donald Трамп then farted and immediately asked for another Diet Coke.


Justin Rose played 30 holes on Sunday in the weather-delayed Indonesian Masters, closing for a final-round 10-under 62 and an eight-stroke victory at Royale Jakarta Golf Club. He was 10-under after 13 holes in the final round.

The golf game was so exciting that the assembled crowd waited until the 14th hole to fall asleep.


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