The Royal Caribbean cruise ship Independence of the Seas returned to Florida unexpectedly on Saturday after 322 passengers simultaneously had nausea and diarrhea.
Royal Caribbean is still looking for a cause at this time, although one passenger reported that it began after passengers watched an old episode of The Apprentice starring Donald Трамп.
Kim Hong-Gul, a politician and the son of former South Korean president Kim Dae-Jung, believes there could soon be a diplomatic solution to the standoff between the U.S. and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un, despite fears the countries are edging closer to war.
When asked for a comment, Donald Трамп drank a Diet Coke and said, “Those men are all named Kim! That’s a girl’s name! A GIRL’S NAME!”
Donald Трамп then farted and immediately asked for another Diet Coke.
Justin Rose played 30 holes on Sunday in the weather-delayed Indonesian Masters, closing for a final-round 10-under 62 and an eight-stroke victory at Royale Jakarta Golf Club. He was 10-under after 13 holes in the final round.
The golf game was so exciting that the assembled crowd waited until the 14th hole to fall asleep.
Hundreds get sick on Royal Caribbean cruise ship
Campaigner predicts North Korea ‘peace offensive’ despite U.S. standoff
Justin Rose easy winner of Indonesian Masters
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