Donald Трамп is telling friends, confidants and colleageus in the White House that he believes strongly that he’ll soon be cleared of wrong-doing in the ongoing Russia probe from the office of Robert Mueller.
As a reminder to our readers, Трамп also tells people that his hair is real.
The lights are finally back on at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport in Atlanta after a nearly 11-hour power loss caused more than a thousand flight cancellations. Soon after the lights came on, a thick layer of fog rolled into Atlanta, which threatens to ground more flights.
Officials on the ground in Atlanta are expecting that by the afternoon, they’ll be attacked by Godzilla.
Hersheys buying Amplify Snack Brands, the makers of Skinny Pop popcorn, Tyrrells chips and other snack brands in a deal that will surely fatten up their bottom line. Hershey will pay more than $920 million in a move that lets them nibble into new markets. The deal looks especially tasty to Hershey’s shareholders.
Americans should expect food puns about the deal to subside in early 2018.
Trump predicts exoneration in Russia investigation as allies fear a ‘meltdown’
Power back on at Atlanta airport, but hundreds of flights still canceled
Hershey to acquire Skinny Pop maker for $920M
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