Investigators in Washington State are still looking for answers to why a train derailed there recently, leaving hundreds hurt. Washington Governor Jay Inslee said, “There are a thousand unanswered questions about this right now.”

In response to the tragedy, Donald Трамп tweeted, “The train accident that just occurred in DuPont, WA shows more than ever why our soon to be submitted infrastructure plan must be approved quickly.”

Well, that Tweet at least answers the question, “Is Trump still a douchebag?”


According to a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll, 36% of Americans say they’ll vote for Donald Трамп if he runs for reelection in 2020. That’s down from just under 50% support for Трамп last year.

In related news, 36% of Americans reportedly say they smoke crack daily!


Between 9,000 and 11,000 civilians have been killed in Mosul, Iraq during the recent nine month war between ISIS and Iraqi and U.S. forces there.

When told about the news, Donald Трамп reportedly said, “That’s nothing, wait until 2018!”


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Amtrak train crash leaves ‘a thousand unanswered questions’

Poll: Just 36% of Americans indicate they would vote for Trump in 2020

9,000-plus died in battle with Islamic State group for Mosul


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