Donald Трамп is taking a Christmas vacation at his compound in Mar-a-Lago, Florida.

I guess he must also be really creeped out by those decorations Melania put up at the White House.

There’s no word on whether or not his wife and son will join in him in Mar-A-Lago, because why would there be?


Kmart Corp. has agreed to pay $32.3 million to settle a lawsuit about overcharging federal health care programs and some private insurers for generic prescription drugs.

Kmart will still overcharge consumers for batteries, however.


Lt. Gov. Randy McNally of Oak Ridge, Tennessee and House Speaker Beth Harwell of Nashville approved new rules at the state office building that prohibit “hand-carried signs and signs on hand sticks” because they “represent a serious safety hazard.” Guns, however, are allowed in the building.

As a compromise, local activists will instead bring automatic weapons to the state office, and use them to shoot messages into the walls.


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump reunites with his kitchen cabinet in Mar-a-Lago

Kmart to pay $32.3M to settle health care-related whistleblower case

Guns yes, hand-held signs no in Tennessee lawmakers’ new offices


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