YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.12.26

fascis_disco_queen.pngThe historic Jackson Magnolia, a tree that has been in place since the 1800s, will be cut down and removed from the White House. The decision to remove the tree from the White House was made by First Lady Melania Трамп. Reports say that the reason the tree is being removed is because it’s old and diseased.

In related news, reports say that Melania Трамп would also like to remove Donald from the White House for the same reasons.

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The wave of lawsuits against powerful men who’ve sexually harassed and assaulted women has got lawmakers rethinking statutes of limitations for those crimes. Many lawmakers would like to completely remove them in the case of sexual assault.

The exception is a least one Republican lawmaker in the White House who’s name rhymes with “Ronald Dump.”

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Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz has worked for the last year on a  wide-ranging review of Federal government handling of Hillary Clinton’s emails.

Pundits are expecting a good chunk of 2018 news to be devoted once again to Hillary Clinton emails, much to the delight of your one facebook friend who could never let it go.

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Exclusive: Iconic White House tree to be cut down
http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/26/politics/white-house-jackson-magnolia-south-facade/index.html

Sex misconduct cases spur rethinking of statute of limitations
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/sex-misconduct-cases-spur-rethinking-statute-limitations-n822286

Analysis: The quiet probe into Clinton email investigation could be a landmine for Robert Mueller
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/12/26/analysis-quiet-probe-into-clinton-email-investigation-could-landmine-robert-mueller/965396001/

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