“Of COURSE it looks like real hair. What am I saying, it IS your real hair Donald, everyone knows that. You look great mysh moya!”

The Russian Supreme Court has supported the Russian Central Election Commission decision to bar opposition leader Alexei Navalny from running against Vladimir Putin in the 2018 presidential election.

When asked for a comment, Donald Трамп said, “Great idea! We should do the same thing!”


Margarita Simonyan, the editor-in-chief of Kremlin-funded news organization RT, said, “You don’t have to be afraid of us anymore.” RT was recently named in a report about Russian election interference 27 times.

In response, my neighbor Gary said, “I ain’t afraid of squat, but white people are going to white people, y’know?”


Iranian cities have recently seen protests against their government, to counter government supported rallies marking the eighth anniversary of a crackdown on mass public unrest that followed the disputed 2009 election.

When told about the news, Donald Трамп said on Twitter, “Iranian govt should respect their people’s rights, including right to express themselves!”

Later, when told about a rally planned soon at Трамп tower to protest his regime, Трамп said, “These people need to get jobs, lock them up!”


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Russian court upholds ban barring opposition leader from 2018 election

U.S. needn’t fear Russia, RT editor-in-chief Margarita Simonyan says

Iran tells public to avoid ‘illegal gatherings’ as protests enter third day


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