I wrote 351 entries “Your Daily Dystopia” in 2017, which means I wrote over 1,000 jokes. At least 2 were funny!
I don’t like Donald Трамп jokes all that much. I know the old joke is that he’s a wellspring of material, and that’s true. There’s a rhythm to writing jokes about him, and you can see that rhythm in full swing on every late night show. But if you’ve got a soul, they aren’t easy to write, per se. It’s more like, I feel a gross yet slightly cathartic feeling afterwards. It’s like going to the bathroom after waiting a long time, every single time.
Anyway, I was going to just skip this today, but, Donald Трамп tweeted this morning. So, here we go with 1 joke today!
Donald Трамп sent out his first tweet of 2018, letting the whole world know what he thought of Pakistan!
“The United States has foolishly given Pakistan more than 33 billion dollars in aid over the last 15 years, and they have given us nothing but lies & deceit, thinking of our leaders as fools. They give safe haven to the terrorists we hunt in Afghanistan, with little help. No more!”
Трамп may consider continued aid to Pakistan if they let him build a hotel in Islamabad.
Trump has already sent his first Twitter slam of 2018. The target: Pakistan
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