Former Milwaukee Sheriff and medal-lover David A. Clarke, Jr. was blocked from tweeting after Twitter users’ complaints alerted the company that three of his messages violated the terms of service, CNN has learned. Apparently Clarke threatened multiple people on Twitter.

Meanwhile, Donald Трамп threatens literally millions of people with nuclear war on a regular basis, but that’s A-Okay with Twitter!


Internet video-maker Logan Paul issued an apology on Tuesday after posting a video where he and his friends make fun of a dead person who committed suicide hanging from a tree.

A majority of Americans reacted to the news by saying, “Who’s Logan Paul?”


Utah Senator Orrin Hatch, the most senior Republican in the Senate, announced Tuesday he intends to retire at the end of his term. The move may pave the way for former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney to run for Hatch’s Senate seat.

This continues the tradition of having older white dudes with weird first and last names hold that Utah Senate seat.

Aides for Orrin Hatch say that If Mitt Romney chooses not to run, Republicans will run Hamhock Suitcase for the seat.


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Sheriff David Clarke temporarily blocked on Twitter after violating terms of service

Logan Paul apologizes after ‘suicide forest’ YouTube post

Utah Sen. Orrin Hatch won’t seek re-election this year; may open door for Romney


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