No one is ever quite sure what he’s thinking before he tweets, but there are several educated guesses.

Iranian officials accused Donald Трамп of using social media to incite protesters “to change their government,” in a Thursday letter to the United Nations.

In response, Donald Трамп tweeted, “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” then ate a cheeseburger.


Speaking of Donald Трамп, yesterday he abruptly shut down his signature voter fraud commission. Voter fraud is now being investigated by the Department of Homeland Security and ICE.

Donald Трамп is hopeful that the new investigations will prevent even more Democrats and other brown people from voting in the near future.


A magnitude-4.4 earthquake struck the San Francisco area before dawn Thursday, rattling windows and silverware and waking many residents but causing little apparent damage.

The earthquake was apparently caused by everyone in Silicon Valley stomping their feet simultaneously when they saw the latest price for Bitcoin.


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Iran accuses US of ‘grotesque’ meddling through social media

Trump shuts down voter fraud commission, citing ‘endless legal battles’

Magnitude-4.4 earthquake near Berkeley shakes San Francisco area


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