YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.01.18

House Republicans are moving toward a vote Thursday to avoid a government shutdown, but it’s unclear if there are enough Republican votes or if Donald Трамп’s tweets could derail their efforts.

So, to recap, the Republican Party has a majority in the House, the Senate and has the White House, but isn’t sure if the Republican Party can get the Republican Party to keep the government open.

Hope that clears things up!

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In Australia, two teenage swimmers were rescued from drowning when a drone came to the rescue and deployed a life raft to save them.

When asked how it felt about the rescue, the drone said, “Phase one complete, humans trust we will save their lives, hahahahahaha,” before flying away.

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Amazon named 20 cities across the United States as finalists in the race to win its second headquarters Thursday. The second headquarters is expected to bring 50,000 jobs and $5 billion in investment.

The chosen city will have the option of free shipping if they wait at least two days for the headquarters to arrive.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Republicans scramble to try to avert government shutdown as deadline nears
http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/18/politics/house-votes-government-shutdown/index.html

Lifesaving drone rescues swimmers off Australian coast
https://www.nbcnews.com/video/lifesaver-drone-rescues-swimmers-off-australian-beach-popular-with-surfers-1139608131820?v=b

Amazon names top 20 finalists in second headquarters race
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2018/01/18/amazon-names-top-20-finalists-second-headquarters-race/1040710001/

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