YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.02.02

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Very stable genius Donald Трамп’s top advisor suggested it was critical he release the memo.

Former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper on Friday called Republicans’ push to release a classified memo that alleges the FBI abused its surveillance authority a “blatant political act.”

“Transparency is a great thing, but let’s be factual and objective about it, and this clearly is a pretty blatant political act,” Clapper said on CNN’s “New Day.”

In response, the White House released a statement saying, “Oh yeah, YOUR MOM IS A BLATANT POLITICAL ACT!”

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Randall Margraves, the father of three girls who were molested by gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar charged at him during a sentencing hearing Friday. He was wrestled to the flood by sheriff’s deputies as he shouted, “Give me one minute with that bastard!”

When asked by a reporter later if his daughters would still be doing Gymnastics, Margraves responded by breaking a chair over the reporter’s head.

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The Dow tumbled 666 points Friday — its sixth-biggest point loss ever — and suffered its worst week in two years as investors turned skittish after Republicans released a controversial and now-declassified memo alleging that the FBI and Department of Justice abused their surveillance authority to target President Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign.

Donald Трамп responded to the news by ignoring it and flying to Mar-A-Lago for yet another tax-payer funded vacation at his private resort.

Aides say Трамп plans to spend the weekend working out how to blame the stock market plummet on President Obama.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders denied that Трамп would blame Obama, saying he intended to blame Hillary Clinton and the Deep State.

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I don’t believe in ideas about the Book of Revelations, and then my kid brain remembers from childhood Bible Study that 666 was the mark of the beast, and I’m like, “Hello God, are you there? It’s me, effdot.”

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Ex-DNI Clapper calls Nunes memo a ‘blatant political act’
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/02/politics/james-clapper-nunes-memo/index.html

Accusers’ dad Randall Margraves lunges at Larry Nassar in court
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/accusers-dad-charges-larry-nassar-during-sentencing-hearing-n844031

Dow plunges 666 points amid rate-hike fears after strong jobs report
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/markets/2018/02/02/dow-suffers-brief-300-point-drop-amid-rate-hike-fears-after-strong-jobs-report/300350002/

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