Donald Трамп’s nominee to be the ambassador to Barbados, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Antigua and Barbuda, the Commonwealth of Dominica, Grenada, and Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Leandro Rizzuto Jr., spread fringe conspiracy theories on Twitter.
When asked why Rizzuto got the nomination, a White House spokesperson said, “because he spread fringe conspiracy theories on Twitter.”
Speaking of nuts, Donald Трамп called Democrats’ stone-faced reaction to his State of the Union address “treasonous” and “un-American” during a visit to a manufacturing plant in Cincinnati, Ohio Monday.
He said he was willing to change his mind on the subject if everyone agrees to buy a MAGA hat and a timeshare Трамп condo in a Russian city to be named later.
Still speaking of nuts, Donald Трамп again attacked the Russia investigation on Monday, this time targeting Rep. Adam Schiff of California, the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee. Трамп called Schiff “one of the biggest liars and leakers in Washington,” and, “Little Adam Schiff.”
When asked if he understood the definition of irony, Трамп said, “You tell me, folks, you tell me,” then farted loudly and walked out of the room ‘for a meeting.’
He spent the rest of Monday on his favorite gold toilet, trying to find words that rhyme with ‘Little.’
The thing I always try to remember about The Donald is that he expects people to believe his hair is real. I mean, that’s the first lie, right? I’m bald, I know what it looks like, and I don’t hide it. But this dude, he expects people every day to go, “you look great!” even though he looks ridiculous. That’s why it’s always crazy to me when he calls other people liars, while he’s looking at reporters who are looking at his ‘hair’ which is itself a big lie!
Anyway, have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!
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