During a recent visit to Tokyo, US Vice President and possible head vampire Mike Pence says the United States plans to unveil the “toughest and most aggressive” sanctions yet against North Korea. Pence didn’t detail what the sanctions would be but said they’d aim to halt Pyongyang’s nuclear and ballistic missile program “once and for all.”

Aides for Mike Pence say they believe he plans to put North Korea on double-secret probation soon, and if they don’t get their act together, will kick them off campus and forbid them from participating in the homecoming parade.
NBC News writer Maggie Fox wrote that statistics show that nearly half of Americans have the cold sore virus, and 12 percent have genital herpes in her article, “Half of Americans have cold sore virus; 12 pct genital herpes.”

Fox also wrote, “So, that’s why people named Daphne Guggenheim shouldn’t judge other people, because it happens, Daphne. It happens!”
Korean officials on Wednesday confirmed that 86 people have been vomiting uncontrollably due to illness at the Pyeongchang Olympics.

The Korean Centre for Disease Control and Prevention said that 24% of the cases were due to the norovirus, 13.3% were due to eating bad sushi, and 62.7% of the cases are due to people reading news about Donald Трамп threatening war with North Korea.
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US to impose ‘toughest ever’ sanctions on North Korea, Pence warns

Half of Americans have cold sore virus; 12 pct genital herpes

Number of people with vomit illness symptoms grows at 2018 Olympic Games
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